this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in desserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
Oh my god x’D IM DYING LMFAO
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
my suicide note is literally just gonna be this text post
LMFAO
Away We Happened Finale by Wong Fu Productions
Chris you and your words of wisdom…
AND YOUR FREAKINGLY CUTE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
